yeah he’s cute but does he want to be ur vacuum cleaner
I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
my kind of party
' Electric Johnny '
© Sammy Slabbinck 2013
See the animated Vine here.
The truth is our job isn’t always great and sometimes it sucks. But it sucks a little less when I get to do it with you.
favourite people | andy samberg
"If I had a penny for every strange look I’ve gotten from strangers on the street I’d have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you’re dealing with pennies.”
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
An elegant meal for one, tonight.
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.